One of the Answers in This Quiz is Wrong

1. Why are 2016 dollar bills worth more than 2015 dollar bills?
Answer:  It’s a dollar more.

2. Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child’s name?
Answer:  Johnny of course

3. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall,and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
Answer:  Meat.

4. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Answer: Mt. Everest; it just wasn’t discovered yet.

5. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.

EgyptAir Flight Has Disappeared Heading To Cairo From Paris

Explosion? Hijacking?


Egypt Airlines has reported the disappearance of a plane that had taken off from Paris, France late Wednesday and was headed to Cairo, Egypt.

Flight MS804 left Paris at 11:09 p.m. local time, but went missing shortly after entering Egyptian air space, according to a tweet from the airline.

Approximately 56 passengers and 10 crew members were on the flight.

ht/ All Too Much

School Bus Driver Caught Texting Behind the Wheel Blames Her Skin Color For Her Firing


Jacque Gibson acknowledged that she was texting while driving with students on her bus, but said she does not feel that mistake should have cost her a full-time job with the Des Moines school district.

“I acknowledge that’s something that may be dangerous, but that’s not something I do,” said Gibson. “ I had a family situation going on that day, and it just happened.”

Gibson told KCCI she loves driving a school bus, and the 18-second video showing her texting behind the wheel of her bus should not


The plaintiffs claimed the school district endangered students by failing to investigate accusations of abuse.

LA schools sex abuse settlement

Josh Earnest – Obama is not pushing a controversial sex agenda. He’s just responding to the right’s obsession with sex issues

I’m going to say it here and now. Josh Earnest needs a kick in his puny balls. (There, that’s my right-wing obsession with sex talking.)

Surely he can’t be serious. (He is, and stop calling me Shirley. I’ve taken out my implants and started peeing standing up again… in the mens room.)


After embracing the notion that gender is as much mental as it is physical, the Obama White House on Tuesday rejected the suggestion that it has been

Up Next: Self-Driving Trucks

horror movie truck

TheTruckersReport: The Wall Street Journal recently published an article titled “Daddy, What Was A Truck Driver?” In it they predict that the future of commercial trucking lies in self-driving trucks. All the non-drivers quoted in the article agree that it’s not a matter of if, but rather a matter when… including the director of engineering and safety policy for the ATA, Ted Scott, who said that ubiquitous, autonomous trucks are “close to inevitable.”

Steven Adams apologizes for ‘quick little monkeys’ comment after Thunder beat Warriors

Clutch the pearls! Libs are rushing to their fainting couches!


I knew what he meant and I don’t think he should have apologized for it.

steven adams

USAToday: OAKLAND — Oklahoma City Thunder center Steven Adams apologized for his postgame comment that so many found offensive in the wake of a Game 1 win in the Western Conference Finals.

Adams, a 22-year-old New Zealander of Tongan and British descent who had 16 points and 12 rebounds in the 108-102 win over the defending champion Golden State Warriors, described the Warriors’ guards as “quick little monkeys” in a postgame interview with ESPN’s Chris Broussard.

Show me a government program, I’ll show you an abuse

Zero Hedge-

…in Operation Stampede, what is being called the largest food-stamp trafficking takedown in history in terms of financial loss, law enforcement agencies filed federal charges last week against 22 Florida store owners or operators, including one convenience-store owner, in connection with schemes to illegally redeem food-stamp benefits for cash.


Allegedly, the defendants fraudulently obtained more than $13 million dollars in EBT deposits for transactions in which the stores did not provide food.

According to the indictments, the defendants or their co-conspirators or employees swiped the

Texas: Muslim convict demands sharia, court agrees

CreepingSharia: Texas prison officials cannot prohibit Muslim inmates from growing a beard up to four inches long or from donning religious head wear, a federal appeals court has ruled.

David Rasheed Ali

David Rasheed Ali, serving concurrent 20-year sentences for arson and aggravated robbery, filed suit seven years ago arguing that the tenets of his religion required him to wear a beard and a kufi, a knit skullcap.